tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-99506252011-04-21T19:25:49.454-04:00Kenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16298731572959316010noreply@blogger.comBlogger61100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9950625.post-1110905380310559102005-03-15T11:48:00.000-05:002005-03-15T11:49:40.313-05:00It isn't a real basketball pool unless you have to pick all 64 winners. Including tonight's. Get to it!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9950625-111090538031055910?l=kaufmankorner.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16298731572959316010noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9950625.post-1105923618755116712005-01-16T19:58:00.000-05:002005-01-16T20:00:18.756-05:00When Ogden Nash threw away styrofoam, did he say, "Goodbyrofoam"? <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9950625-110592361875511671?l=kaufmankorner.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16298731572959316010noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9950625.post-1105021943825415892005-01-06T09:25:00.000-05:002005-01-06T09:32:23.826-05:00I met an alien yesterday. No, not <span style="color:#006600;">the </span><span style="color:#006600;">green type with the antennas that goes boop-boop-boop</span>; this one seemed like a card-carrying member of <em>Homo sapiens sapiens</em>. And yet, he might as well have been from another planet. His whole outlook on life was so ... well, alien. Incomprehensible. At least to me. <br /> <br />No, you can't have the gory details, not now anyway. Wouldn't be fair to this creature, with whom I only had limited contact. But in a way I pity him. For that for which he has no knowledge, and feels no pain. And yet, I, and those of my ilk, feel pain. Pity us. <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9950625-110502194382541589?l=kaufmankorner.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16298731572959316010noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9950625.post-1104899529953583292005-01-05T02:26:00.000-05:002005-01-04T23:32:09.953-05:00Hello, anyone out there? You probably noticed the lack of picture in my profile. I just don't have many recent pictures of yours truly. Or if I do, they're not of me alone. Or they're pretty bad. Plus, the pets are more photogenic. And the plants are more photosynthetic. <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9950625-110489952995358329?l=kaufmankorner.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16298731572959316010noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9950625.post-1104873139706038812005-01-04T19:08:00.000-05:002005-01-04T23:33:00.676-05:00Just when you thought they couldn't get any stupider? <br /> <br /><span style="font-size:130%;">The Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim?</span> Hello, anyone there know what Los Angeles means? That unwieldy mouthful says "The the angels angels of Anaheim." <br /> <br />Don't be shy, take it all the way! How about The Los Angeles Angels of de Anaheim Anaheim. <br /> <br />Bozos. <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9950625-110487313970603881?l=kaufmankorner.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16298731572959316010noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9950625.post-1104871507944331602005-01-04T18:43:00.000-05:002005-01-04T15:45:54.836-05:00Uh, hello world? Just testing. Will post something more substantial shortly. <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9950625-110487150794433160?l=kaufmankorner.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16298731572959316010noreply@blogger.com0