Tuesday, March 15, 2005

 

Beware Cheap Imitations!

It isn't a real basketball pool unless you have to pick all 64 winners. Including tonight's. Get to it!

Sunday, January 16, 2005

 

Just wondering

When Ogden Nash threw away styrofoam, did he say, "Goodbyrofoam"?

Thursday, January 06, 2005

 

Alien Encounter

I met an alien yesterday. No, not the green type with the antennas that goes boop-boop-boop; this one seemed like a card-carrying member of Homo sapiens sapiens. And yet, he might as well have been from another planet. His whole outlook on life was so ... well, alien. Incomprehensible. At least to me.

No, you can't have the gory details, not now anyway. Wouldn't be fair to this creature, with whom I only had limited contact. But in a way I pity him. For that for which he has no knowledge, and feels no pain. And yet, I, and those of my ilk, feel pain. Pity us.

Wednesday, January 05, 2005

 

Out of Sight, Out of Mind, Invisible Idiot

Hello, anyone out there? You probably noticed the lack of picture in my profile. I just don't have many recent pictures of yours truly. Or if I do, they're not of me alone. Or they're pretty bad. Plus, the pets are more photogenic. And the plants are more photosynthetic.

Tuesday, January 04, 2005

 

My mi primero first real post

Just when you thought they couldn't get any stupider?

The Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim? Hello, anyone there know what Los Angeles means? That unwieldy mouthful says "The the angels angels of Anaheim."

Don't be shy, take it all the way! How about The Los Angeles Angels of de Anaheim Anaheim.

Bozos.

 

Is this thing on?

Uh, hello world? Just testing. Will post something more substantial shortly.

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